Celebrity

Tila Tequila the celebrity who once again proves you don’t need talent, huge fake boobs, a decent body or face to make it in Hollywood. Congrats Tila, me love you long time.

It’s 2008 now, what is there to look forward too? Lets see, a new Paris Hilton sex tape. At least 10 Britney Spears’ panty-less upskirts, 2 Lindsay Lohan rehab visits, Amy Winehouse slicing her wrist ending her life (hope not). Jamie Lynn Spears’ having a baby with her 45 year old baby daddy and Kim Kardashian’s “fame” finally going away.

Former and occasional porn star Paris Hilton is banging best dad/rapper/human waste Kevin Federline according to reports.

A source said: “Kevin and Paris were having fun. He kept shouting out her name and gave her a kiss on the cheek and then whispered something in her ear. It looked as though they were getting quite friendly.”

That’s gotta make Paris’ friend Britney Spears feel great. Don’t feel bad Britney, Kevin got a nice case of herpes I’m sure.

Fergie better watch out cause Christina Milian is looking like she has one of the best bodies in Hollywood. Also her face wont scare little kids.